Storytime!/I got bored...

Once upon a time there was a princess named Clark(They have silly notions on what princesses should be named in Glabberflob) Clark was madly in love with a peasant named Snookie(Big fans of Jersey Shore) Snookie was the kindest and sweetest man in all of the vast lands of Flabbergoob but poor Snookie was poorest of all the poorest peasants that had ever even been imagined! No princess could ever be allowed to marry him, especially not one as beautiful as Clark! As such, our clever princess devised a plan to make him as kingly as any man(or princess) could ever dream! She sent him on adventures with great rewards, guiding him safely with all the best knights of her realm. These adventures cost her many of her great fortunes, but at last! He returned home a as a hero great renown and fortune. Only to find the kingdom of Flebershnot in ruins! Poor Clark had ruined her kingdom to see him to greatness, so much so that when the hero Snookie returns from his adventures all he finds on the grounds of the palace is a beggar girl named Clark, but being the great man that he is, he recognizes the Clark formerly known as princess. He offers his hand to her and his fortune to her kingdom, hoping to restore the realm to all it's former glory. Unfortunately they were horrible rulers and that's why no one has ever heard of Glebberflirshst The end.